Yea,uh so, photography. This is where I am supposed to woo you/ wow you with abstract jargon, go off about light and shadow and capturing context, carry on about how this emaciated heart is seeking to arrest beauty blah blah, to freeze time in the yada yada ; trying to define the relationship between this grand thing and this other grand thing; striving to give our pea-sized world more meaning, or atleast love handles.

This is where I am supposed to convince you that I am not just some dude with the time and inclination to take pictures, but rather am a god-sent bona fide ARTISTE. Well, I'm not going to do that.

What I really want to say is this: I am open to all ideas and will consider any project, big or small, so long as I am able to enjoy the work. I am not bound by geographics, car payments, long-term leases, probation officers, diaper changings (sorry Mammaw). I do not have a dog to walk or a woman to miss, though i think of you often (the dog). I am as free as a fortune cookie.

Two, if you are a struggling student, a budding creative type, or some sort of bootstrapping agent of social good, and you need my services; just let me know the situation; and maybe I can accomodate. I am social. Well, not always, but I'm trying.

Lock and load. Rock and roll.